I finally had my second MRI this morning. The assessment is online, except I can’t see it but for a microsecond before the javascript window proceeds to my personal information. All I can ascertain from it is that there is a lot of text under the heading Osseous Structures (aka, bones), which doesn’t necessarily mean anything either way. It’s up to my referring provider whether the assessment will be made available. Medicalspeak is so irritating. Grrrrr!! At least my followup to discuss the results is tomorrow morning.
The suspense is killing me. Am I shredding everything by continuing to walk on it, or am I not doing enough walking? Does either not matter, and it’s been mad damaged from the jump? Oh holy metalloids, pun so not intended. Ugh. Ugh Ugh UGH. Will I have arthritis in my foot forever, and have to moan and cry every time it gets cloudy? Or will he be able to fix it with some robot parts and exclamatory phrases? I hope it’s the latter, so I can be a cyborg. Don’t talk to me about the semantics.
A Vague & Menacing Agency 
Whatcha say?