Anthro Storytime 

Blanche is trying to escape with a fine combination of tearing, stabbing, and burning herself

Face is trying to detach itself at Jaw Joints

Jaw Joints just want to be left alone, man, they go through enough

A migraine has taken up space in the rest of Cranium

Brain is bewildered as a result, and is displeased about it

Uterus is trying to stage a mutiny and escape because it didn’t get pregnant

Back Muscles are angry that Uterus is way out of line, here

Feelings are having problems controlling themselves, and feel some kind of way about that too

Eyes want to close but Pain is a very bad boyfriend

When Brain and Eyes feel synchronised to doze, Pain stabs, spasms, and burns

Feelings don’t care what pain drug side effects are, goddammit, and take a pill

Brain is disappointed, but knows that  some miseries are to be traded

Whatcha say?