Blanche is trying to escape with a fine combination of tearing, stabbing, and burning herself
Face is trying to detach itself at Jaw Joints
Jaw Joints just want to be left alone, man, they go through enough
A migraine has taken up space in the rest of Cranium
Brain is bewildered as a result, and is displeased about it
Uterus is trying to stage a mutiny and escape because it didn’t get pregnant
Back Muscles are angry that Uterus is way out of line, here
Feelings are having problems controlling themselves, and feel some kind of way about that too
Eyes want to close but Pain is a very bad boyfriend
When Brain and Eyes feel synchronised to doze, Pain stabs, spasms, and burns
Feelings don’t care what pain drug side effects are, goddammit, and take a pill
Brain is disappointed, but knows that some miseries are to be traded

Whatcha say?