I read my camera manual. Wow, was it ever helpful and inspirational. Somehow it never occurred to me to find out how to spot meter, to fix to an auto focus point or another, or why or when to use autofocus lock or servo. I mean, I figured out the exposure triangle, but those other things were scary, man. I’m side eyeing myself right now. Can you feel the breeze from my utter self-deprecation?
A Vague & Menacing Agency 
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